In the history of MLB promotions nothing has quite matched what the Arizona Diamondbacks are doing on Tuesday.
We can objectively conclude that holding a cow-milking contest as a way to promote Tuesday’s game against the Pittsburgh Pirates is an all-timer.
Went to the ballpark and a cow-milking contest broke out. 🐄 pic.twitter.com/ei1Mc0nl7k
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) June 12, 2018
It sure looks like Diamondbacks players Andrew Chafin, Nick Ahmed and Zack Godley are really getting into it. One might say wrist deep, no?
We just have one question. Did any of these players pull the prank of cow tipping? For the sake of everything right in humanity, we certainly hope not.
On a somewhat related note, this is the best milk these guys will ever have. Direct from the cow after some hard work.
Now, to figure out who won.