Bills streaker pleads not guilty to streaking

Week 10’s game between the New Orleans Saints and Buffalo Bills included an alleged streaker running onto the field. We say “alleged” because on Tuesday, Tristan Lambright pled not guilty to the charges.

For his sake, we hope that Mr. Lambright has an excellent lawyer.

Because even with the relatively empty crowd at that point of the game, there are still thousands of potential witnesses. Additionally, there’s both still picture and even better, video proof.

The American legal system sometimes works in mysterious ways. But Lambright is fighting an uphill battle if he plans on winning this case. But who knows? Maybe he can somehow slip through the cracks.