Sausage Race
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Cincinnati Reds star Eugenio Suarez learned a hard lesson on Wednesday afternoon. Milwaukee’s famed Sausage Race brakes for nobody.

Suarez was taking the field for the bottom of the sixth inning. Suddenly, he found himself in an odd position. Trying to avoid the four Famous Racing Sausages.

We’d figure that Suarez might know a little better here. As a division rival, the Reds are in Milwaukee for three series every year.

This just goes to show that you can’t lose focu on the field for even one second. This is especially true when any kind of wiener is involved.

Fortunately, Suarez got out of the way. Baseball history is filled with quirky injuries. But getting trucked by a sprinting sausage may well have topped them all.

Michael Dixon
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