Here is the short and sweet (like me) version of what went down in the NBA, MLB, and NFL.
Kevin Durant is still a thing and he’s not going anywhere.
via Alonzo J. Adams/USA TODAY Sports
Matt Cain cut his finger. And is now on the DL for 15 days. Which is ok, the DL has the most amount of talent this season anyways.
via Christopher Hanewinckel/USA TODAY Sports
Peyton Manning pays his respects. To Derek Jeter. No he has not passed away, but more of a “hey I still have a job and you don’t” kind of way.
via Robert Deutsch/USA TODAY Sports
Tommy John is selling autographs on his MRI’s. And people will actually buy them. I can’t even.
via Kirby Lee/USA TODAY Sports
Bob McNair has a crush on Jadeveon Clowney. It is not Facebook official yet however.
via Brian Spurlock/USA TODAY Sports
Michael Vick is the number 1 quarter back. But only for the Jets.
via Kirby Lee/USA TODAY Sports
Raiders are not going for Johnny Football. Interesting.
via Matthew Emmons/USA TODAY Sports
Rumors: Phil Jackson wants Carmelo Anthony.
via Brad Penner/USA TODAY Sports
HAHAHA! This is funny! Mason Plumlee is left hanging.
Milkshakes couldn’t make Wil Myer’s ball leave the yard. But he bat flipped an inside-the-park home run.
via Robert Deutsch/USA TODAY Sports
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