Another sun has risen, and another one has set. I’m here, once again to give you the short and sweet (like me) version of what happened in today’s latest NFL, MLB, and NBA news.
Seattle Mariners, or what we thougth were the Seattle Mariners. Remember when you were kissing the Mariner’s ass when they received Robinson Cano? Welp…
via Steven Bisig/USA TODAY Sports
Richard Sherman is one of Time Magazine’s Most Influential People. Michael Crabtree was not available to comment.
via Spruce Derden/USA TODAY Sports
Aldon Smith’s situation was a “joke.” Hilarious Aldon. SO funny.
via Mark J. Rebilas/USA TODAY Sports
Baseball uniforms themed after the Fresh Prince. And I’m also a damn good tweeter.
Mike Carp pitched for the first time in his career. And threw a knuckle ball. I’m not kidding, this actually happened.
via Greg M. Cooper/USA TODAY Sports
Andrew Cashner played left field. I’m not kidding, this actually happened.
Robert Kraft has a hot girlfriend. I’m sure this has nothing to do with money at all. Also, #foreveralone.
Playoffs are happening in the NBA. I don’t have a witty comment, BUT I have a tweet
And the Clippers beat Golden State in the playoffs…kinda
Was this defense by Chris Paul on the final play vs. Stephen Curry a foul? GIFs: http://t.co/yJRSV0TLkt pic.twitter.com/7elPlhOQOS
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) April 25, 2014
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