It’s a day ending in “y” so it’s a given the Arizona Diamondbacks are taking regular concession stand foods and more than likely injecting them with steroids.
Okay, so that’s not entirely true, but a couple of the newest food items they are introducing are just plain ridiculous.
The latest couple of hot dogs the team has concocted aren’t as outrageous as previous ones, of course.
— theScore (@theScore) March 25, 2014
This artery-clogging D-Bat Dog consists of an 18-inch corn dog stuffed with cheddar cheese, jalapenos and bacon. And, of course, it is served with a side of fries. This creation was introduced a couple of years ago.
This time around, the Diamondbacks have introduced a chicken enchilada dog, which is exactly what it sounds like.
— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) March 19, 2017
Our own Jessica Kleinschmidt already gave us her thoughts on it.
I would. I absolutely positively without a doubt, would. https://t.co/ahrT9TyHRp
— Jessica Kleinschmidt (@KleinschmidtJD) March 19, 2017
That’s 18-inches of pure bliss right there.
But wait…it gets better.
If you have room left after surviving that thing, you can feast on the “Churro Dog 2.0” which is an iced donut, vanilla yogurt, strawberry sauce, whipped cream, chocolate sauce and Oreo crumbs.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 20, 2017
This one will only set you back $11, but you will have to spend a lot of time working out afterwards to avoid falling into a food coma.
Keep doing amazing things, Arizona Diamondbacks. And if you ever need someone to help test these out, we happily volunteer.