Jacksonville Jaguars rookie cornerback Jalen Ramsey needs a personal chef in his kitchen as fast as humanly possible.
The first-round pick shared an interesting “dinner” combination on Twitter Sunday night that prompts this observation.
Vienna sausages slathered in what appears to be hot sauce constitute the main course in this monstrosity of a meal. The processed meat is accented by Flaming Hot Cheetos, Mike and Ikes and Powerade — the dinner of champions, apparently.
Looks like NFL scouts botched this one. Clearly, Eli Apple has some competition for “worst cook of the 2016 NFL Draft” (context here).
We hope this wasn’t the main source of sustenance for Ramsey this night, and that this isn’t standard fare for the No. 5 overall pick of the draft. He’s recovering from an offseason injury and will be counted on to help Jacksonville’s defense become a playoff-contending unit.
That personal chef can’t come fast enough.