When Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce scored a 15-yard touchdown against the Buffalo Bills on Sunday, he hit the “Quan” and nailed beautifully.
— Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) November 30, 2015
Therefore fan and Twitter user Danny Woods went to great lengths to write this chastising letter to Kelce, in an attempt to mimic the angry “Tennessee Mom” who lashed out at Cam Newton via a published letter, about his “inappropriate” touchdown dance a couple of weeks ago.
— 🎅🏾Full Christmas Woods🎅🏾 (@dcwoods89) November 30, 2015
Here is an excerpt from the letter Woods published for those who want to get to the good stuff.
“I don’t know about your family life Mr. Kelce, but I think I’m safe in saying that if I was in the NFL my mom would be watching me every week! Do you really want your mother seeing you hump the air? You have amazing talents, but you are wasting them on the gridiron. You need to audition at a Male Strip club immediately. That way your mother will never see you doing what you displayed on Sunday. You will only be in your prime for so long.”
Obviously in on the joke, taking note of the hashtag, Kelce responded to Woods’ letter with this “sincere” apology.
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) December 1, 2015
It will certainly be interesting to see of “Tennessee mom” gets wind of of Woods’ public taunting and goes viral with another public letter expressing her outrage.