If you could choose any athlete, from any sport, to wear spandex and snuggle up four deep in a bobsled…who would you choose? Pretend that size doesn’t matter (giggity), just pick based on athletic ability alone. And sexiness…if you’re more concerned with looks vs results. Here’s Derek’s list:Women’s Team:
Jennie Finch (softball) – Why? Because she’s tall, a winner, extremely sexy and is a leader. She’d be the driver.
Michelle Waterson (MMA) – Why? Because she’s a badass and she’s gorgeous. And she’s a badass.
Skyler Diggins (Basketball) – Why? She’s tough, terrific looking, great agility, quick, a leader. The World needs more Diggins types.
Alex Morgan (soccer) – Why? Strong legs, super sexy (there’s a theme here) and a perfect teammate. She’d handle the brakes.
REVIEW: This would be the most talked about Olympic team of all time. Regardless of how they’d finish, social media sites would shut down and we’d have to resort to telegrams to talk about how sexified this team would be. Make it happen Olympic committee.
Men’s Team:
LeBron James (NBA) – Why? Why not?
Adrian Peterson (NFL) – Why? He’s Adrian Peterson. And the girls need eye candy too.
Russell Wilson (NFL) – Why? He’s currently America’s non-Olympic poster child. He also has huge hands…some how the seems like it would matter for bobsledding.
Mike Trout (MLB) – Why? Strap this kid in a spandex suit and tell him to push a sled on ice in record time…and he’ll do it. You need a guy like this on every team. And again, the girls need eye candy too.
REVIEW: Not the ideal size for a bobsled team, but outside of LeBron, the other three guys hover around 6’0″…so lets pretend that works. Chiseled out of stone? Check. Addicted to excellence? Check. Makes the ladies giddy? Check. You’ve got yourself a dream team here…
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