Who knew a rubber phallus could cause so many big issues for a man.
During the Buffalo Bills October 30th matchup against the New England Patriots, a brave Bills fan smuggled a large rubber phallus into the stadium and threw it on the field following a Patriots offensive play.
Dildo launch from @hub_nation 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/nfL4tI9UVG
— Dillon Hayes (@Dillon_Hayes) October 30, 2016
The phallus, aptly named “Brady’s Dildo,” was tossed from the stands and caused quite a stir among fans.
In true buzzkill fashion, the Buffalo Bills have discovered the identity of those who threw the sex toy, and yes, there were multiple people involved.
Bills V.P. of Operations and Guest Experience Andy Major, aka “Buzz Killington,” reported that the dildo throwers have been caught and subsequently banned for life, per ProFootballTalk.
Mr. Killington, as he will be referred to, stated the following:
“Luckily nobody was hurt, none of our players stepped on it and blew their knee out,” Major said.
While we appreciate the concern for his players, the play was ending and it’s pretty hard to miss a large rubber phallus in the field of play.
Bravo to you dildo throwers, wherever you may be. Continue to be the working man’s hero.