New England Patriots’ tight end Rob Gronkowski is having quite the epic offseason. Catching up with everything, Gronkowski joined The Jim Rome Show and responded to some of the host’s rather interesting questions.
When Gronk was asked if he would rather suffer a knee injury or a concussion, this was his response:
Uh, so if we’re sitting here and I had choose would I want a concussion right now or my knee blown out, I’m going to say a concussion. Why would I want to sit there for eight months and not do anything, when with a concussion I’ll just wake up and I’ll be ready to go again.
Not worried about short-term memory loss, Gronk admitted this:
That happens all the time. I don’t even know how I got to my hotel last night.
Why should he worry? He’s probably got very sweet friends who would love to escort him safely back to his room, right? It’s not like he needs that brain to hit on hot reporters, twerk or do whatever he’s been doing during the “Offseason of Gronk,” as we like to call it.
When asked if his party bus was better than that of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, the Patriots tight end didn’t seem too amused by such a ridiculous question.
My bus definitely throws the best parties. Is that even a question? What goes on in my bus is amazing dance moves. While my boy Goon is driving, sometimes he hits a bump, I’m performing a dance move, he hits a sharp turn and I go flying in the other direction. Maybe land on a few ladies, maybe accidentally give my brother.
His bus is probably sitting down, seat belts on, no music. We have the best sound system in ours.
Land on a few ladies on accident, right?
I’m sure Gronk’s party bus is an absolute blast, but Jones has been known to partake in the partying ways. We actually might find a few surprise guests and some feathered boas aboard his bus as well.
Hyper and full of energy, Gronk proceeded to spike this pinata. Like, what did the pinata ever do to him? Meanie.
It’s a fabulous life Gronk lives and it just seems to get more entertaining every day. Let’s just hope he saves some of this energy for you know…actually playing football.
Now, where do we sign up for a bus tour?
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