Here’s a brief summary of why Donald Sterling and V. Stiviano are household names, mentioned thousands of times per day across social media sites and news channels everywhere. Sterling, the owner of the Los Angeles Clippers and his lady friend V. Stiviano came into the spotlight a few weeks ago after a recording of Sterling allegedly making racist remarks leaked out to the public.
Donald Sterling 'banned for life' from Clippers, NBA games by commissioner, fined $2.5… http://t.co/5tC1DvJRwi
#DonaldSterling #NewYork— LA Daily Newz (@LADailyNewz) May 5, 2014
Since this evolutionary event, Sterling has since received a lifetime ban from the NBA. V. Stiviano is involved because she was the one that Sterling was speaking to when the racial slurs slipped out. She is also the recipient of many lavish gifts like multiple cars and real estate that Sterling has given her over the past few years. Oh, yeah and most importantly, it would appear she is his mistress.
Well @liveocgirl kills this one. Who Is Los Angeles Clippers Owner Donald Sterling’s Mystery Companion? http://t.co/zS3eDTxFoW
— Vincent Frank (@VincentFrankNFL) April 30, 2014
A public interview also aired between Sterling and Anderson Cooper, where just more ridiculousness oozed from his mouth. All of these events have the Twitter world constantly buzzing, of course, and here are some of the best comments and harsh truths I could find on Sterling and Stiviano.
You’ve been forewarned that some of these comments are downright brutal.
Now, Stiviano is an animal. And, ew, no I don’t think we would all agree with this.
Donald Sterling says ex V. Stiviano "was an animal" in bed and "everybody in the world wants to f- -k her" http://t.co/U2oEMNn7KB
— New York Post (@nypost) May 15, 2014
Sterling has the mentality of a caveman.
Magic Johnson says banned Clippers owner Donald Sterling still 'living in the stone ages' http://t.co/vddo9Tvsyq
— Fox News (@FoxNews) May 14, 2014
Stiviano is compared with an alien.
V. Stiviano is fucking hideous, lol. Looks like a damn alien.
— Cole (@Bobby_Glasses) May 15, 2014
Richard Sherman puts in his two-cents worth.
Richard Sherman doesn't believe the NFL would have banned a Donald Sterling-type owner for life: http://t.co/aT0y22MUzE
— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) May 8, 2014
Stiviano and Sterling are terrifying some people.
Donald Sterling said V. Stiviano may have photos of them in bed together.
You're picturing it, aren't you? Terrifying, ain't it?
— BigHeadBS💨 (@BigHeadBS) May 15, 2014
Sterling uses interesting techniques to seduce Stiviano.
https://twitter.com/novotny_hunter/statuses/464527470285586432
Without her makeup, here is Stiviano.
EXCLUSIVE: V Stiviano Without Makeup pic.twitter.com/y4vmGPI55D
— Slice Miami (@SliceMiami) May 15, 2014
New name for Sterling?
Pretty sure AIDS stands for Asinine Idiot Donald Sterling. #DonaldSterling
— Daniel Humbarger (@DanielHumHum) May 14, 2014
LOL! Sterling compared to a little child. Maybe he just wants a snack?
smh this look like when my son be fake crying for me to give him crackers RT @jose3030 Donald Sterling pic.twitter.com/nvnaGAlLUA
— SHAstayhighaf (@antwoman1) May 13, 2014
The latest is that Stiviano was just involved in a minor fender-bender while wearing her ridiculous visor. The question is which one of her Ferarris did she crash?
Earlier: V. Stiviano was in a CAR ACCIDENT… & she was wearing her visor, of course. http://t.co/Df23SIbp46 pic.twitter.com/o7tH4GrXG0
— TMZ (@TMZ) May 13, 2014
Hopefully you’ve had a laugh or two and have realized you can run, and you can hide, but the names Donald Sterling and V. Stiviano will find a way to get into your ear likely for months to come. You’re going to have to ditch technology completely and move to an isolated mountain home to escape these two people.
Photo: The Big Lead