As most of us have heard, Dallas Cowboys’ running back Joesph Randle was arrested for shoplifting cologne and underwear from a Dillard’s department store in Texas. Randle’s ridiculous act, which was caught on camera by the security guard who busted him ,has the Twitter world abuzz.
So here are what the people are saying.
Adrian Peterson's thoughts on Joseph Randle.. pic.twitter.com/xw6YZE3pKl
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) October 15, 2014
I don't think this is what Jerry Jones meant by Joseph Randle getting more touches.
— Rich Eisen (@richeisen) October 14, 2014
https://twitter.com/not_romo/status/522199857889816576
https://twitter.com/NFLforDUMMIES/status/522142186939240448
https://twitter.com/PrepsToThePros/status/522057068313051136
Saw Cowboys RB Joseph Randle was caught stealing. He tried to flee in a car driven by Tony Romo & was immediately intercepted by police.
— Wyatt Sullivan (@wyatt_sullivan) October 14, 2014
https://twitter.com/igotdavid/status/522285251674914816
“@ProFootballTalk: Joseph Randle arrested for shoplifting http://t.co/FjAXhAFQNP” New low on the #NFL's Stupid Scale
— Alandres_Cal (@_NESNY) October 14, 2014
Cowboys RB Joseph Randle stole cologne and underwear. Darnell Dockett had advice: http://t.co/kPiiIo0tn1 pic.twitter.com/dJKu2bJu53
— SB Nation (@SBNation) October 15, 2014
Joseph Randle essentially paid 30,000 dollars for cologne and underwear. Joseph Randle can now say he shops like Kanye
— Se7en (@Real7Costanza) October 15, 2014
One can gather from these tweets that Randle needs to do his shoplifting at Ross, or better yet, just borrow Jerry Jones’ cologne.
Randle had better stay far away from Adrian Peterson’s switch, and avoid jumping into a car with Tony Romo driving.
If Randle was trying to save money, he royally failed as he’ll ultimately play $30,000 for the stolen items. C’mon bro – it’s just underwear, it’s not that hard.
Randle needs to get into better shape in order to outrun a mall cop, therefore he now registers as the NFL’s dumbest criminal. Maybe he needs to get DeMarco Murray to do his dirty work next time.
My thoughts: I’m thinking that Randle should have just been happy with the Cowboys “stealing” a win from the Seattle Seahawks this past weekend.
Isn’t that a sweet enough reward? Unless, of course, the 12th man really did scare him to the point of…never mind.