Let’s get right to the film breakdown of the two Pro Bowlers sitting in owner Jerry Jones’ box during the NCAA College Basketball Championship game. What does it tell us about their relationship with the owner? Can we scout how this relationship is going to work out moving forward? What does the film say? You know, it never lies. Scouting hats on here, guys/gals.
Bill Clinton to our left and George W. Bush to our right. We know this makes sense in some way shape or form, but we simply can’t connect the dots. Let’s rely on the blue “L” and red “R” to do the dirty work for us there. Depending on how you are seated, Clinton could be on your right and Bush on your left, but that opens up a whole other can of worms.
Unless our eyes are betraying us, that former Dallas Cowboys head coach Dave Campo chumming alongside current head coach Jason Garrett. This could mean one of many things. Jerry very well could have a good relationship with his former and fired head coaches. Just ask Jimmy Johnson. He could be ready to put Garrett out to pasture with Campo and is relying on the latter to break the news. The biggest signal here is just how much Jones values his quarterback and tight end over his head coach. They’re in the first row, while he’s camping out on a park bench in the last row. You go, Jerry.
Witten looks a tad jealous as Romo greets former Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin. The last thing Dallas needs on the field is a tight end jealous of a wide receiver. We already have a wide receiver jealous of a tight end there at this point. Okay, so many damn puns involved in that one.
Is that David Duchovny of X-Files and Californication fame? An alien hunter makings his way to Texas. Close up shop Coyote’s, he’s on to you. Fox Mulder and Jerry Jones on the beaten path. Please Fox, just come up with a two-hour special on this. It can’t possibly be any worst than The Following, well unless the story involves Duchovny’s Californication character and Jones’ gloryhole. Add in a tight end that jealous over a wide receiver and…okay, I am done.
It’s the Play 60 Kid. Why isn’t he exercising and what is that he’s eating? The last thing we need here is some sort of scandal focusing on Jones overfeeding the face of the fit American young. Good thing Michelle Obama isn’t there to slap some sense into Jones.
What have you learned here? Maybe, it’s time for the NFL to go year round, because us scribes are running out of things to write about. Kinda look a Witten/Romo or Bush/Clinton conversation, no?
Photo: Matthew Emmons, USA Today