The 2023 NFL season is almost here! So, there is no time like the present to start pondering over fun fantasy football names for our upcoming drafts.
If you need a little help conjuring up some funny usernames or cool fantasy football team names for 2023, here are some witty and clever suggestions, with all puns intended, of course.
Enjoy!
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Keep My Team Name Outta Yo Mouth! (Last Year’s Oscars Aftermath lives on)
Joe Buck Yourself!
Keeping Up with the Joneses (Jerry, Aaron, etc.)
Romo’s Crystal Balls (Because who is better at pre-calling plays than Tony Romo?)
Sacks and the City
True or False Start
Victorious Secret
Fourth and Drunk!
Robert Krafty’s Day Spa
Bill Beli-TEXTS
Fresh Prints (Takes on a whole new meaning)
No Punt Intended
Funny Team Name (Yes. That is the name.)
Blood, Sweat, and Beers
Sunday Shanahan-igans
Go Belichick Yourself
Commish Bish!
The Goodell Boys Club
Yellow Flags Everywhere!
Bourbon Meyers (Better than the alternative)
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NFL Quarterbacks: Funny Fantasy Football Team Names:
The Trevorending Story
Saving Matt Ryan
Just a Field of Dreams
Unsolicited Dak Pics
Blocked by Ben Roethlisberger
Baker’s Dozin’
I’ll Make You Jameis
White Pickett Fence
Die on That Tannehill
Quit Joshin’ Around
Ryan’s Hopeless
Zach Wilson and the Cougars
Bake It Until You Make It
Peachy Keenum
Baby Got Dak
Hurts So Good
Dak to the Future
Mahomes Alone
Oh My Aching Dak
Mr. Relevant
Russellin Broncos (Every day he’s Russellin’)
Aaron it Out
Baby You Can Drive my Carr
Will You Murray Me?
Trubisky Business
Sleeping With Cousins
Me and My Mahomies
We Wish You a Murray Christmas
Did I do it Right? (Brady Brand)
Battlestar Garoppolo
Came and Wentz
Wentz-Day Adams
Life’s a Mitch
Goff my Lawn
Here’s my Number, so Call me Brady
Geno’s Seattle Pizza
Kobra Kyler
Hair Apparent (Who’s got the best locks in the NFL?)
Beg, Burrow and Steal
Mandatory Stafford Meeting (Ugh! We hate those!)
Kirkland Brand
Turn Your Head and Goff
Herbie the Love Bug
Sir Lance-A-Lot
Less is Lamar
Tua Much, Tua Little, Tua Late
Justin Time
Mahomes is Ma Castle
Mile High Club
Daniel My Brother
You Can’t Stafford Him
Hit Me Brady One More Time
50 Shades of Trey
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NFL Players: Best Fantasy Football Names
Elite Mother Tuckers (How can you not crack up at this?)
Hello Kittle
Oh Saquon You See
Bijan Frise
Star, Sky and Hutch
The Myles High Club
Run DeForest Run
Beats by DeAndre
My Little Sony
Tell Me Where it Ertz
Who Gives Adams?
Mo Alie Mo Problems
MeNajee a Trois
Derrick Rolled
Making the Mostert It
Kick in the Butker
All Barkley no Bite
Hot Locketts
Waller in Self Pity
Josh Jacobs Ladder
Robbie Anderson’s Own Personal Hell
Blame it on the Bosa Nova
Punch and Jeudy
Boyds to Men
Thank Evans!
Lambskin Larges
A Jolly Golladay
The Goedert, the Bad and the Ugly
Gallup Poll
McLaurin Order
School of Dawson Knox
Aaron Donald Had a Farm
Here’s to You Allen Robinson
Forgive and Fournette
Hasta Laviska Baby
The Skyy’s the Limit
Von in 60 Seconds
Bourne in the USA
No Hard Thielen’s
Jake Fromm State Farm
My Name is Watt? (Slim Shady has just entered the conversation.)
The Point is Freiermuth
The People’s McCourty
Tres Olaves
Another ‘Quan Bites the Dust
Batman and Dobbins
Little Red Fournette
Bateman Returns
One Marquis Goodbye
Breecus Will Return
Let’s Get Down Tuitt
Thank Godwin
Fresh Prince of Helaire
Tee Price is Right
A, B, CeeDee, F-You
Antonio Brown’s Departures and Arrivals
Antonio Brown’s Translator
Von Miller Time
Mixon-Match
Hotel, Motel, Golladay Inn (Say What!)
Hanging with Amari Cooper
Watt’s Up?
What the hEkeler? (WTH?)
Chase on the Case
Baskin Dobbins
Got My JuJu Back
My Back Ertz
Waddle Tua Title
Rubba Chubb Chubb
Hide and Go Zeke
The Hubbard Was Bare
The Love Shaq
Pitts of My Stomach
Koo Are You?
The Office Succop
Dirty Landry
How I Kmet Your Mother
Gaskin Prices on the Rise
Silence of the Lamb
Julio Think You Are?
I Can’t Fight This Thielen
My Kupp Runneth Over
Dalvin Into the Deep End
ARSB Speedwagon
Swift The Gift
Drop it Like it’s Lock
Kittles and Bits (And bits, and bits, and bits!)
Uphill Waddle
Taylor-Made
Hot Chubb Time Machine
One for the Mooney
Red Solo Kupp
Don’t Hassle the Hock (Thinking of Baywatch yet?)
Kamara, Lights Action
Swaim Old Song and Dance
Shaquill a Mockingbird
Tunsilectomy
Terrell Owens’ Comeback
This Gesicki Beat
Thuney Bone Connected to the Thigh Bone
Green Akers is the Place to Be
McKissic Before Dying
Too Kittle Too Late
He’s Just a Prater Boy
They Went to Jarrett
Another glass of Charbonnet
Chark Attack
The Gould Standard
Micah Drop
You’ve Got to Be McKittying Me!
Say Hello to My Kittle Friend
I’m Just Here so I Don’t Get Fined
Judge Jeudy
Just for Pitts and Giggles
Straight Outta Gronkton
Friends and Etiennemies
NFL Teams: Funny fantasy football names
Houston, We Have a Problem
Buffalo Hill-Billy’s
Philly Cheesesteak
America’s Most Wanted (Cowboys)
Sleeping in Seattle
Titan Up
Purple Reign
Snoop Dawgpound
Raider-Vacation
K.C. Masterpiece
Your Buccaneers are Under Your Bucc-ing Hat
