Sports Recap For The Weekend 4.13.14

Another weekend has come and gone, but the news is never ending. Let’s give a short and sweet (like me) recap of all that’s happening in the world of NFL, NBA, and MLB news.

Angels work better in threes.

Mike Trout, Albert Pujols, and Raul Ibanez took Bartolo Colon yard. All three of them. Making them back-to-back-to-back home runs. Bartolo Colon is just happy he threw strikes.

Touching story about Curtis Granderson. Not really, but basically, don’t touch him, it’ll just piss him off.

Cody Decker is a genius. The El Paso Chihuahua utility player played the biggest prank on Jeff Franceour, and here’s the video. You’re welcome.

Maverick’s don’t suck at basketball. I don’t watch basketball, but apparently they did something good. There’s also a team still named The Pelicans.

Replay in MLB is stupid. We understand that we are still figuring things out with instant replay in baseball, but during a Yankees and Red Sox game? This is ridiculous.

Drake went under cover. He asked strangers on the street what they thought about the rapper being the host of the ESPY’s, and it’s creepy, also we want John Hamm back.

Jim Thome used to play baseball. USED to play baseball.

49ers can’t stay out of trouble. After Colin Kaepernick dealt with his drama this week, Aldon Smith had to deal with the law. According to Adam Schefter, he was detained after he indicated he possessed a bomb at LAX.

Kenan Thompson does a brilliant impression of David Ortiz. No description needed.

You can’t afford a nice baseball glove . This one is sold by Hermes, selling for $14, 100.

John Farrell though. John Farrell got ejected, and it just proves how replay isn’t perfect. And neither are we. (Although, I’m pretty close.)

Orlando Magic can score, for themselves. Just watch.

Baltimore Orioles ball girl, needs some work. They will not be having this chick on their roster any time soon.

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