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While ESPN corporate has treated the Mike VrabelDianna Russini saga like a live grenade, TNT’s Inside the NBA crew (now under the ESPN umbrella) decided Sunday night to yank that pin and toss it straight into their primetime broadcast.

And it was glorious.

Inside the NBA Goes Full Titanic With Vrabel Holding Russini on ‘Gone Fishing’ Boat

After the Boston Celtics’ playoff exit, the show’s legendary “Gone Fishing” graphic featured the usual celebs from Beantown. The segment is a funny way to suggest that Boston superfans can now go on vacation now that their team has been eliminated.

Slipped into the graphic, however, was the Patriots coach dramatically holding Russini at the bow of the boat in full Titanic “I’m flying, Jack!” glory.

Incredible.

The hosts squirmed like middle schoolers who just got caught passing notes. Kenny Smith played coy: “Who are the two people at the front?”

Charles Barkley immediately hit the panic button.

“You guys are… Stop it. Stop it,” he pleaded.

Ernie Johnson went full denial mode, listing every other face on the boat—including Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, along with Bill Simmons, John Krasinski, Mark Wahlberg, and Celtics players Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown—while claiming he saw nothing else.

“Who are the two people at the front?” Smith said, feigning ignorance. “I don’t know them.”

Shaq? He just tried to disappear into the couch.

But, you know every single one of them who put that graphic together was laughing behind the scenes. It was beautiful, awkward television — the kind of fearless pettiness that makes Inside the NBA appointment viewing while the rest of the network pretends the story doesn’t exist.

For context, the offseason soap opera has been seemingly unending. Photos of the married pair getting cozy at an adults-only Arizona resort, older shots of them kissing in a NYC bar back in 2020, Russini resigning from The Athletic, and Vrabel stepping away for “counseling.”

Russini’s resignation was real. Vrabel’s counseling was not.

ESPN, where Russini worked for years, has mostly pretended the controversy didn’t exist. But apparently, the Inside the NBA production team didn’t get (or ignored) the memo. You gotta love it.

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