We have to set the scene for you. It’s the only way this is going to work. Shortly after his marijuana-themed Super Bowl party, former NFL great Ricky Williams had a reckoning of sorts. It had to include some high-grade wacky tobacky and an astrologist.
There’s no telling if this is how it went down, but we’re here for suggestions.
Either way, Williams — known to be a bit of an odd duckling — just recently indicated that he’s studying astrology. Not only that, astrology itself told Mr. Williams to invest in Bitcoin.
This is a real story. In 2018. And it’s spectacular.
“When I look at things, I tend to look at astrology to get insight,” Williams told the financial outlet. “The insight that got me interested in Bitcoin was the planet Uranus is about to enter into Taurus,” Williams told CNBC.”
Giggles uncontrollably while inserting Uranus joke.
Though, this definitely begs one major question. Why did it take astrology to get Williams to invest in Bitcoin? Dude is a little late to the game. Cryptocurrency has been a thing for a while. Then again, he smokes marijuana. Those type of people usually aren’t on the up-and-up when it comes to the latest trends.