We can be pretty sure that Chicago Bears quarterback Mike Glennon has never been called “statuesque” in his entire life. That’s until the head coach of his Week 3 opponent, Mike Tomlin of the Pittsburgh Steelers, threw out this dandy little quote on Tuesday.
Tomlin called Bears QB Mike Glennon "statuesque"
— Joe Rutter (@tribjoerutter) September 19, 2017
Mike Glennon, the runway model? Maybe, he somewhat looks like a tall skyscraper beaming up from a city street. Or, maybe he’s just a quarterback that turned the ball over three times in a disastrous Week 2 performance against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
At 6-foot-7, Glennon is a tall figure in the backfield. He also weighs just 225 pounds, which has drawn comparisons to Napoleon Dynamite.
Maybe the Steelers are hoping Glennon is nothing more than a statue in the team’s Week 3 game against Chicago. That would likely lead to the quarterback getting the tater knocked out of him in what should be a lopsided affair.
Yes people, we’re all about that punny action over here.