Sports Recap For April 30, 2014

Another edition of the short and sweet (like me) of the happenings in the NFL, MLB, and NBA news.

Jameis Winston got caught stealing crabs. And twitter was only kind of funny about it, except for me. I was HILARIOUS.

Jose Fernandez though. This year has brought on a lot of young stars, but Jose Fernandez is making himself known. 

Finally the Angels are above .500. And I look like less of an idiot when I said they would be good in the offseason. So nanny nanny boo boo.

Ballpark proposals aren’t happening, but…hard hat proposals are. Still very, very stupid. (Okay so it’s a little cute, but still, I can’t help but think about the Village People)

There very well could be crying in basketball. Chris Paul, according to CBS Sports, said he fought back tears when he took the hardwood last night.

Mike D’Antoni resigns. And everyone reacts to it.

Everyone wants Manziel. According to mock drafts.

We also found out that Donald Sterling’s “friend” likes cars. 

And Titus Young is in a hospital, again. 

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