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The internet couldn’t get enough on Monday when the Houston Police Department released James Harden‘s mugshot. Let’s just say the 36-year-old Cleveland Cavaliers guard didn’t exactly flash a million-dollar smile for the camera.

The Blank Stare That Broke the Internet

In the image obtained by TMZ, Harden stares straight ahead with that signature blank, unimpressed expression. His trademark beard is neatly trimmed, but his eyes tell the story of a long night. And his braids are a bit disheveled.

Kind of how he looks on the basketball court at all times during the playoffs. No drama, no intensity, just a man who clearly would rather be anywhere else than where he currently is.

From Traffic Stop to Court Date: What Happened and What’s Next

How did he end up in this photo? This unceremonious mugshot?

It all went down in the pre-dawn hours of Saturday, June 13, when Houston police pulled Harden over for a traffic violation around 3:41 a.m. (Here again, we’d like to offer the following free advice to famous athletes – don’t go out after midnight. Nothing good happens after midnight.)

Anyway … According to court records, officers spotted a handgun sitting right there on the seat of the car he owns — in plain view and not in a holster. Harden reportedly confirmed it was his, leading to his arrest on a misdemeanor charge of unlawfully carrying a weapon.

He was booked into the Harris County Jail just before 5 a.m. and posted a modest $100 bond shortly after. He’s scheduled to appear in court on June 22. As part of his bond conditions, Harden is barred from possessing any firearms, ammunition, or weapons. He’s also subject to random urinalysis and can’t consume alcohol or drugs unless prescribed by a doctor.

For a guy who’s been one of the NBA‘s most consistent performers, this marks an unusual off-court hiccup. Harden averaged 20.5 points, 4.8 rebounds, and 7.7 assists last season after being traded mid-campaign from the Clippers to the Cavaliers. Cleveland made it all the way to the Eastern Conference Finals before falling to the eventual champion Knicks.

The Cavaliers organization said they were aware of the arrest and were gathering more information, but they’ve stayed relatively quiet since. Harden, a former MVP and 11-time All-Star with deep roots in Houston from his Rockets glory days, has built a reputation as a low-key guy off the court despite his flashy playing style and that famous beard.

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