Seattle Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett is one interesting character. When speaking publicly, he comes out with some sayings that none of us have ever heard before. Some make sense. Others really don’t.
Bennett was back at it Wednesday discussing the sack dance from last week that got him fined.
No Fun League pic.twitter.com/AdViNAMoLU
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) December 16, 2016
As the link above notes, Bennett has done this dance multiple times in the past without being fined or penalized. A simple YouTube search will show this.
Now, in responding to the fine, Bennett had this hilarious comment.
Michael Bennett–as only Michael Bennett can be. "Two pumps gets you a baby. Three pumps gets you a fine." #Seahawks pic.twitter.com/ZdQue7Woxa
— Gregg Bell (@gbellseattle) December 21, 2016
“Two pumps gets you a baby. Three pumps gets you a fine.”
There’s surely some math that needs to be worked out here. Philip Rivers and his wife might agree with the two pump rule. But we’re pretty sure this doesn’t apply to everyone. If it did, this world would be a lot more populated than it is now.
In any event, Bennett sure knows how to pull those one-liners out of his back pocket.