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Los Angeles Rams teammates Jared Goff and Andrew Whitworth are really close friends, but one wonders how Whitworth will react to a promise Goff made to his son.
You see, if the Rams win Super Bowl LIII on Sunday against the New England Patriots, Goff’s buying Whitworth’s son a shark.
Seriously.
The only thing I’d add is that the freaking shark darn well better have a freaking laser attached to its freaking head.