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On Tuesday, a bombshell report broke that Chris Paul has demanded a trade from the Houston Rockets due to “unsalvageable” relationship issues with James Harden.

As news of this reported development spread on social media, a common theme emerged: Everyone had the same joke about what was behind the fractured relationship.

For what it’s worth, Paul has denied there is any rift between him and Harden.

I’m sure this story is just getting started. Stay tuned, and make sure you don’t let Harden anywhere near your microwave.