Let’s get this over with right out of the gate: This is one man’s vision of an absolutely bonkers opening round in the 2017 NFL Draft.

It’s not a careful, measured look at what will likely happen. It’s quite the opposite. It’s a nightmare scenario in which teams panic and reach for quarterbacks, where teams abandon reason and take huge risks in the hope of an even bigger long-term payoff.

These are some Flaming Hot Cheetos-style predictions. They’ll make your eyes water, and then you’ll be back for more.

Here’s a bold look at what could potentially happen on Thursday during the first round of the 2017 NFL Draft.