NFL

Michael Bennett: ‘Three pumps is a fine, two pumps is a baby’ shirt sales ‘through the roof’

Michael Dixon
Written by Michael Dixon

Michael Bennett is an outspoken NFL player. But when it’s all said and done, the Seattle Seahawks defensive lineman may best be remembered for his hilarious “Three pumps is a fine, two pumps is a baby” quote, which you can read about here.

Shirts featuring that quote have been marketed and sold. According to Bennett, who wore one on Tuesday addressing the media, sales are going quite well.

Hopefully the profits have helped pay for the fine that Bennett accrued.

Bennett now needs to find a way to get NFL commissioner Roger Goodell into one of those shirts. It would show that there are no hard feelings and would also be a fantastic way to end an NFL season that hasn’t always been great.

We can dream, anyway.

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Michael Dixon

Michael Dixon

Bay Area born and raised, I have extensive experience in both the print and online worlds. There are few things in this world I love doing more than talking sports.