What’s Your Dream Bobsled Team? Any Athlete…Any Sport

If you could choose any athlete, from any sport, to wear spandex and snuggle up four deep in a bobsled…who would you choose? Pretend that size doesn’t matter (giggity), just pick based on athletic ability alone. And sexiness…if you’re more concerned with looks vs results. Here’s Derek’s list:Women’s Team:
Jennie Finch (softball) – Why? Because she’s tall, a winner, extremely sexy and is a leader. She’d be the driver.

Go ahead, try and argue against her

Go ahead, try and argue against her – photo: espn

Michelle Waterson (MMA) – Why? Because she’s a badass and she’s gorgeous. And she’s a badass.

She'd kick your ass. And your friends' ass.

She’d kick your ass. And your friends’ ass. – Photo: via sherdog.com

Skyler Diggins (Basketball) – Why? She’s tough, terrific looking, great agility, quick, a leader. The World needs more Diggins types.

She can point guard any thing she wants

She can point guard any thing she wants – Photo: SI

Alex Morgan (soccer) – Why? Strong legs, super sexy (there’s a theme here) and a perfect teammate. She’d handle the brakes.

She can probably kill you with her legs in nine different ways. She even walks out of the water like James Bond does

She can probably kill you with her legs in nine different ways. She even walks out of the water like James Bond does – Photo: via – terezowens.com

REVIEW: This would be the most talked about Olympic team of all time. Regardless of how they’d finish, social media sites would shut down and we’d have to resort to telegrams to talk about how sexified this team would be. Make it happen Olympic committee.

Men’s Team:
LeBron James (NBA) РWhy? Why not?

See ladies, I got your back too...

See ladies, we got your back too… – Photo: justjared.com

Adrian Peterson (NFL) – Why? He’s Adrian Peterson. And the girls need eye candy too.

How does he get through security with bionic bones?

How does he get through security with bionic bones? – Photo: ratedtye.com

Russell Wilson (NFL) – Why? He’s currently America’s non-Olympic poster child. He also has huge hands…some how the seems like it would matter for bobsledding.

Russell needs to work on his modeling, but he's got plenty of time

Russell needs to work on his modeling, but he’s got plenty of time – Photo: Men’s Health

Mike Trout (MLB) – Why? Strap this kid in a spandex suit and tell him to push a sled on ice in record time…and he’ll do it. You need a guy like this on every team. And again, the girls need eye candy too.

Sorry, no picture of Trout without a shirt. Yet.

Sorry, no picture of Trout without a shirt. Yet. – Photo: crossroadsoftheinterwebz.blogspot.com

REVIEW: Not the ideal size for a bobsled team, but outside of LeBron, the other three guys hover around 6’0″…so lets pretend that works. Chiseled out of stone? Check. Addicted to excellence? Check. Makes the ladies giddy? Check. You’ve got yourself a dream team here…

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