WATCH: Jay Cutler teases nighttime chicken serial killer mystery with hilarious Instagram story

Dec 31, 2017; Miami Gardens, FL, USA; Miami Dolphins quarterback Jay Cutler (6) looks on from the sideline during the second half against the Buffalo Bills at Hard Rock Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

Folks, Jay Cutler is now using Instagram stories and it’s everything you can imagine.

Showing up extremely disheveled, as is his wont, a bearded Cutler begins discussing the fact that there’s a chicken serial killer in his neck of the woods.

“We’ve lost quite a few,” Cutler explains.

Then, he proceeds to explain how he’s setting up a trail camera to see what kind of animal might be killing his chickens. One suspect has been identified, Thelma, the kitty cat. Cutler shared he hopes that it’s not Thelma “showing up on the camera tonight.”

So all in all, it seems like Cutler’s doing just fine now that he’s a single man again.

Also, consider us on pins and needles waiting for the second edition of this murder mystery.