WATCH: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix had close encounter with a couple of bears while riding a scooter

By Jesse Reed
Nov 3, 2019; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Chicago Bears strong safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (21) before action against the Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports

We’ve seen Ha Ha Clinton-Dix move fast plenty of times on the gridiron, but the Dallas Cowboys safety may have one-upped himself. Out riding his scooter, Clinton-Dix nearly ran into a couple of bears and moved faster than the speed of light getting away from them.

Check out the (thankfully) hilarious video of Clinton-Dix reversing course faster than you can say “oh, snap!”

That’s a perfectly reasonable reaction, if you ask me. Especially since it looks like he ran into a mama bear and her cub. Everyone knows you don’t mess with mama bear.