The NFL playoffs are here. It’s Wild Card Weekend. Everyone’s pumped. Including, it would appear, Jason Witten, who showed up for work Saturday wearing a too-small suit that had Twitter buzzing.
I think Jason Witten is wearing a schmedium coat pic.twitter.com/po9pohZUJx
— T (@fuzzyberries) January 5, 2019
— Ryan McDonnell (@ryanmcdonnell7) January 5, 2019
— TFFC (@theffbcoach) January 5, 2019
I’ll give Jason Witten $20 if he can button that jacket
— Carl Regolino (@Carl_Regolino) January 5, 2019
That’s not all, folks. The man who’s known for making some pretty interesting observations from the booth did it again before Saturday’s game.
Brace yourself, because your mind might just explode.
Jason Witten, “JJ Watt has to rush the passer.” I can see where that type of analysis is worth $4 million a year
— Andy Pollin (@andypollin1) January 5, 2019
Then, someone noticed that Witten might have had a line drawn on his head. You be the judge.
Jason Witten really out here with a drawn on hairline brought to you by sharpie. 🖊 pic.twitter.com/ehQKQk4y8S
— Kip Smithers 🏁 (@Chughes612) January 5, 2019
Overall, fans were just bracing themselves for yet another NFL game, called by Witten, Booger McFarland and Joe Tessitore.
When you turn on Colts-Texans but see Booger & Witten in the booth pic.twitter.com/ajrXcJvmQl
— The Action Network (@ActionNetworkHQ) January 5, 2019
We have to listen to Jason Witten’s commentary today??? 😩 pic.twitter.com/VTSnPkTkTe
— Cromartie Jr. (@SpyroKush) January 5, 2019