Sammy Sosa dressed like a Cowboy is nightmare fuel

Sammy Sosa

Sammy Sosa and his wife were spotted at a Cowboy-themed party on Saturday night, and one of them looked fantastic in their costume. The other? Not so much.

Be warned, the following image might haunt you forever.


Really, there’s only one appropriate response here.

We all know Sosa has undergone some…alterations(?) since his MLB playing days. But man, this is just frightening.

Though, we have to give him credit for his moves on the dance floor.


At least the guy still has some smooth moves.