His Airness is everywhere. You might not see him. Just know that he can see everything you are doing at all times.
Just ask this one chef who cut open a cucumber recently only to find Michael Jordan’s likeness hidden inside of it.
This isn’t one of those The Dress debates. It’s not up for interpretation. Michael Jordan is legit found dunking all over this fruit.
We’re just left wondering if the next piece of this cucumber will feature Magic Johnson’s resignation press conference. Though, that would probably be more of an English cucumber given the length of Johnson’s presser. We digress.
In terms of what to read into this? Maybe it’s Jordan’s way of saying the Boston Celtics will win the NBA title.
Okay, maybe not.