Parody: Text From Jed York & Jimmy Haslam Conversation

As we have preached here, sometimes you have to call the ridiculous in sports ridiculous. So many different reports, most contradicting the others, have come out since...

Peyton Manning & Nine Other Quarterbacks Going Bald

How would Manning look bald? What about Tom Brady? Would Philip Rivers look like a guy you wouldn't want around your child's school? Well, Mandatory.com decided to...

That’s A First, “Blind Dog In A Meat Market”

Former Auburn defensive end Dee Ford used these words to describe fellow 2014 NFL draft classmate Jadeveon Clowney. Ford, who was the talk of Senior Bowl week,...

Ravens GM Not A Big Fan Of Ray Rice’s Movie

Ravens GM Ozzie Newsome while withholding judgment, expresses that the video footage of Rice dragging a woman's body out of an elevator in an Atlantic City Casino last...

Seattle Seahawks To Draft Adam Muema Because…God

Just when you thought life couldn't get any weirder this story pops up. Former San Diego State RB Adam Muema left the combine today because God apparently...

Goodbye Metrodome

With over 30 years of Vikings and Twins games played within, say goodbye to the Metrodome. 84 charges of dynamite explosives demolish the 1982 structure. For the...

Chris Johnson Is Happy That Dri Archer Didn’t Make Him Irrelevant

Dri Archer almost did what he said he'd do....but came up just short of Chris Johnson's NFL Combine Record in the 40 yard dash. Check out the...

Johnny Manziel Doesn’t Come Up Short In The 40-Yard Dash

I may be short stuff, but I can run. Manziel proves this with No. 2 times at the Combine completing the dashes in 4.63 and 4.56 seconds for two...

Josh McCown Possible Answer to Jets Quarterback Woes

Geno Smith certainly was not the hot shot rookie as his former 2012 stud rookie quarterback class was. So if the 23 year-old and a green head-banded dude...

Josh McCown Drawing Most Interest Of Any Free Agent Quarterback

The New York Jets are reportedly the latest team to show interest in veteran QB Josh McCown, who was pretty good in replacement of Jay Cutler in...

Dropping Offensive Linemen In Rankings Because Of Slow 40 Times?

Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Some respected draftniks out there are doing just that. We can't for the life of us understand how 40 times matter when...

Ravens WR Deonte Thompson Arrested on Marijuana Possession

Cue the off-field incident blurb for the Baltimore Ravens once again. This reserve WR was arrested on Saturday in Florida. Maybe he should have hooked Ray Rice...

NFL Jersey Redesign’s Are…

Hot messes. Shout out to Mr. Design Junkie here, but my word. Green Bay Packers looking like the Oregon Ducks and the Kansas City Chiefs going all...

What’s Your Dream Bobsled Team? Any Athlete…Any Sport

If you could choose any athlete, from any sport, to wear spandex and snuggle up four deep in a bobsled...who would you choose? Pretend that size doesn't...

15-Yard Penalties For Racial Slurs? Interesting Development

In its attempt to make sure everything is on the up and up, the National Football League may start to impose 15-yard penalties for racial slurs on...

Sports Memorabilia Collector Duped By Fake Eli Manning Helmet

Spending $4,300 on a helmet believed to be Manning's from his 2007 Super Bowl season which turned out to be fake prompted a lawsuit against Manning and the...

To Be A Fly On The Wall During A Manziel Counseling Session

Anger management and alcohol problems prompted Manziel's Texas A & M coach to advise him to get some counseling last spring, Manziel admits. Let's do the math:...

Hey, They Asked Michael Sam A Football Question At The Combine

It might have taken until Sam was three quarters of the way into his interview at the scouting combine in Indianapolis, but those gathered in the media...

One Of The Sportsnaut Writers Can Confirm Manziel Has A Small…

Stature. We would say get your head out of the gutter, but we wouldn't like you if you did. He's just a little baby. Not even 6...

Group Believes NFL Will Soon Ban The Letter N

According to a report from our friends at ESPN, some watchdog group believes that the NFL will soon institute a 15-yard penalty if a player says a...

49ers Trading Harbaugh Mean Some Awesome Kool Aid

This makes more sense. Turn that frown upside down, Mr. Polar Bear. And Harbaugh gets to act like a true Russian...frown remaining upside down. Either way, Mike...

Will He Or Won’t He? Dri Archer Says He’s Taking CJ28’s Record Down

Every year we have players saying they'll beat Chris Johnson's 40 yard dash record at the NFL Combine. It's a great way to get your name in...

Wes Welker And His Wife Invite Blowup Doll On Vacation In The Virgin Islands

Losing the Super Bowl doesn't seem to have Wes Welker too broken up. He's having a blast in the Virgin Islands with his hot wife and a...

Mike Florio With A Lot At Stake Regarding Jim Harbaugh Report

49ers owner Jed York publicly repudiated the story. Others, including Ian Rapoport and Chris Mortensen questioned its validity. Still, Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio is sticking with...