A Yankee We Will Actually Enjoy Talking About: Sizemore Trades In White Shoes For...

Another Sizemore is in the news today.  Scott Sizemore trades in his green and gold for the pinstripes of the New York Yankees.  Finally a Yankee we...

It’s Not a Hard Knock Life When Robinson Cano is Flirting With All My...

The newest $240 million man got to rub elbows with Beyonce' and Jay-Z at the Grammy's last night.  In the front row.  Robinson Cano's life doesn't suck....

David Ortiz’s Hair Balls Aren’t Worth Multiyear Deal

Big Papi is known for having a big personality, however the big personality is wanting a multiyear deal with the 2013 World Series Champs.  If the deal...

Chuck Knoblauch is Coming Out of Hiding to Join Twins HOF

Twins officials prefer Knobby not throw out first pitch and that fans leave their batteries at home. Congrats No. 11Photo: Getty Images

All Signs Point To Jim Thome Being Roy Hobbs

The future Hall of Famer, who possesses 612 career homers indicated that his well-known bat point paid homage to no other than Roy Hobbs of The Natural fame. Here...

Grant Balfour Returns To Rays, Prepares To Rage On The Orioles

Closer Grant Balfour has signed a multi-year deal with the Tampa Bay Rays. On a related note, Baltimore Orioles general manager Dan Duquette changes his phone number...

Philadelphia Phillies Trying To Relive The Swinging 20’s, Sign Bobby Abreu

This would have been a great deal for the Phillies...if it was 1996. The mediocre baseball team signed the 39-year-old outfielder to a one-year contract. Fellow Phillies'...

Matt Garza And Ryan Braun To Be Teammates. Hide Your Children, Hide Your...

Matt Garza has a past history of yelling at hot baseball wives, while Ryan Braun can't quite figure out the rules of Major League Baseball.  Let's see...

Kate Upton Coping With Verlander Not Being Able To Start, But Hopes She Can...

Super model Kate Upton will probably be staying busy with Justin Verlander at the beginning of the season.  The right-handed pitcher underwent abdomen surgery and may miss...

Andrew McCutchen Is The Real Man Who Talks To Animals

The 2013 National League MVP can do a pretty awesome impression of Eddie Murphy.  If you didn't love Andrew McCutchen before, you will now.  He's also trending...

Cleat Chasers take notes: Future stars of the MLB

Ladies, make sure you take notes on to these future MLB players.  One day one of these guys could easily be your next heart throb and your...

Yankees Sign Masahiro Tanaka, Ichiro To Ask Him For Help Translating Japanese to English

News that the New York Yankees have agreed to a seven-year contract with Japanese pitcher Masahiro Tanaka didn't hit Ichiro until Tanaka had to translate it to...

In Need of a Jerk, Milwaukee Brewers Sign Matt Garza

No word on whether they are currently pursuing Garza's BFF, Eric Sogard. Stay tuned for that story as it unfolds. Photo Credit: Cary Edmondson of USA Today Sports...

White Sox Sign Robin Ventura to Extension

Can we all hope that this extension was reliant on Ventura bringing Nolan Ryan in as the White Sox pitching coach? If you're too young to get...

Jon Lester Would Rather Be With A Winner

Thanks goodness for Red Sox fans that Lester didn't say this 10 years ago! Pool Photo-USA TODAY Sports

Brewers and Matt Garza Clearly View $52m Differently

Garza agrees to get paid a lot of money from another bad team. But winning is everything right?Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

Yankees Masahiro Tanaka Deal Only Worth $68M

That's because $67 million is going to Washington DC, $13.5m in Albany, and another $6m to City Hall in New York.

Really? Red Sox pay tribute to Mariano

We've reached the golden age of crazy. Are we right or are we right - This has gotten ridiculous?

Braves-Nats Game Postponed

If you haven't heard, some jackass decided to shoot up the Navy Yard in Washington today.