Vincent Frank

Vincent Frank
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Editor-at-large, Sportsnaut. Writer for Forbes. Seen on MSN. Heard on ESPN Radio. Previous: eDraft, PFF, Bleacher Report and Yahoo!

Hall Of Fame Selection Committee Met Nearly Nine Hours, No White Smoke Appeared

The Pro Football Hall of Fame selection committee met for nine hours on Saturday to induct five former players into Canton. Instead of white smoke appearing from...

Kate Upton Shows Up At Super Bowl Party…In Leather

Presented without comment... Photo: CNNSI

‘Fat Boy” Eddie Lacy Wins Offensive Rookie Of The Year

Remember when Eddie Lacy was being compared to Fat Albert was a thing? The Green Bay Packers star took home NFL's Offensive Rookie of the Year honors...

Punters Are People Too, Ray Guy Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame

Good for Ray, he deserved the distinction of being the first punter inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. This must give hope to the Andy...

Luke Kuechly Wins Defensive Player Of The Year Award, No Really

Apparently the likes of Navarro Bowman, Earl Thomas, Richard Sherman, Robert Quinn and Robert Mathis were prepared to pull a George C. Scott and not accept the...

Michael Strahan Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame, Not For “Brothers” Pilot Either

Michael Strahan more than deserved to be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. One of the best pass rushers of a generation, if not the...

Coming To A TV Screen Near You: Nick Markakis Joins “The League” As Rafi’s...

The world might not need another Rafi, but don't tell this to Baltimore Orioles slugger Nick Markakis. Let's just hope the outfielder doesn't try this on the...

Aaron Hernandez Talks About Murder Case On Jail Phone, Redefines Stupid Is As Stupid...

We already know that Aaron Hernandez isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, but this takes it a whole new level. Maybe he should have stomped...

Tracy McGrady To Possibly Play Baseball? This Is Going To Work Out Well

Maybe McGrady will try out for the Birmingham Barons. In all seriousness (well maybe not), we already know McGrady isn't going to be catching any time soon....

Jermichael Finley Lists Seattle As Potential Landing Spot, Aaron Rodgers Celebrates

Soon-to-be free agent Jermichael  Finley of the Green Bay Packers indicated an interest in joining the Seattle Seahawks when free agency starts in a bit over a...

Doctor Predicts Tom Brady And Patriots To Win The Super Bowl, Fox Might Want...

In the land of idiocy, Dr. Shukri David, appearing on FOX 2's "Health Works" segment predicted that the New England Patriots will win Super Bowl XLVIII. One...

Cleveland Browns Hire Kyle Shanahan As Offensive Coordinator, Of Course They Did

There used to be this semi-popular show out in the 1980's that catered to tweens. Okay, where was I? Oh yeah, "Silver Spoons." How Mike's son, a...

Consider Yourself Warned: No Fishing Out Of The Toilets At The Sochi Olympics

This is REAL LIFE, people. From the bathrooms at the Sochi Olympics in Russia, which start next week. Presented without further comment.    Well that's interesting... Sochi rules in...

“Simpsons” Predicted Denver Over Seattle In Super Bowl…Nine Years Ago

This has been making the rounds. Apparently Homer Simpson has told both teams there isn't a point in playing the game. Broncos and Seahawks players can now...

David Stern Officially Retires, Poll Released… Its A Tale Of Two States

Kevin Durant, Seattle Sonics and Oklahoma City Thunder. What can we take from this? The 12th Man will not be throwing any congratulatory retirement parties for Stern,...

Super Bowl Party Boat With Cam Newton, No Word On Whereabouts Of The Minnesota...

Free beer, sign us up. Cam Newton playing Teddy Bridgewater in a game of Madden, superlative yeah. And there were no Minnesota Vikings players in attendance. We know all...

Wes Welker Photo Bombed By Guy That Would Make Richard Sherman Proud

If you haven't seen this, we recommend that you check it out. Wes Welker, who Tom Brady's significant other called out for his important drops a couple...

Do You Lack Common Sense At Super Bowl Parties? Join The Growing Club

Don't talk over the national anthem. Never get drunk and sing with the halftime performers, don't serve cheese without crackers. Here are just a few of the...

Did Colin Kaepernick Hurt Superman’s Feelings? Nah

Cam Newton, making an appearance on NFL.com, jokingly said that Colin Kaepernick hurt his feelings when the San Francisco 49ers quarterback mocked Newton's dance in the playoffs...

AJ McCarron Has Gone Done Lost It, Blames Alabama’s Failures On Past Success

Instead of, you know, preparing for the NFL draft by attending the Senior Bowl and Combine, former Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron is throwing elite Bama teams of...

Roger Goodell “A Lot Of Benefits Expanding The Playoffs.” What, So The Cowboys Can...

NFL head guy Roger Goodell, who has been pushing playoff expansion for some time now, continued with that theme on Friday. Is he truly excited about the...

LaMichael James Suing Twitter for Defamation, Get Your Checkbooks Out (Satire)

In the land of ridiculousness, the San Francisco 49ers running back is suing Twitter for defamation. His attorney Liam Boutler had the following to say... deliberately used their...

NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport Literally Hitting Fans In The Face…Too Funny

Friendly advice. When you are high-fiving someone, make sure that contact is actually made with his/her hand. The respected Ian Rapoport's epic fail can be seen below.                      Photo:...

Tim Tebow Bull Riding and Saving Puppies in Super Bowl Commercial, No Lie

So we now know what Tim Tebow has been up to. The free agent quarterback, well if you want to call him that, is busy on the...