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The XFL is different. We’ve seen some absolutely wild stuff in the first three weeks, none more wild than what happened Sunday after the St. Louis BattleHawks beat the New York Guardians. BattleHawks defensive tackle Jake Payne was in the locker room celebrating with his teammates when he legit ripped the top off a beer can using his teeth.

He must have drank a lot of milk during his childhood. I think I broke a tooth just watching Payne’s celebration.

Please, kids, do NOT try that at home.