Raptors
May 1, 2016; Toronto, Ontario, CAN; The Toronto Raptors mascot entertains fans in Jurassic Park outside the Air Canada Centre prior to playing Indiana Pacers in game seven of the first round of the 2016 NBA Playoffs. Mandatory Credit: Dan Hamilton-USA TODAY

The city of Toronto and entire country of Canada celebrated through the early morning hours after the Raptors upset the Golden State Warriors in this year’s NBA Finals.

It represents the first ever title for both the Raptors and the country of Canada. Fans deserved to celebrate the monumental occasion, even if if came with some liquid courage.

For this one unnamed Raptors fan, the celebration took an unfortunate turn. Just check out the result of him attempting to climb a pole while celebrating the title.

For men the world over, the end of this clip might very well force you to your knees.

We have to hope that alcohol relieved the burn. Maybe the dude was numb. It’s the only way to overcome what we saw in that video.

Pro tip. Don’t climb a pole is there’s a street sign right under your baby makers.