Raj Mehta-USA TODAY Sports

The NBA offseason is officially here, ladies and gentlemen. Here’s your evidence: Blake Griffin and DeMarcus Cousins got into a Twitter spat on Monday.

It all started when Griffin called out Cousins as being as soft as Charmin toilet paper.

It didn’t take Cousins long to respond. He wrote that “your skills need so much cleanup it’ll take more than Charmin to wipe your soft act off the court.”

Well then.

For what it’s worth, these two big men have a long history of going against one another, thanks to their days with the Sacramento Kings and Los Angeles Clippers.