Jose Canseco

Do you want to measure your home run swing against Jose Canseco? If you’re in Hoopeston, Illinois on Saturday, May 11, you may be in luck.

Darren Rovell of the Action Network posted an ad for a Canseco autograph signing on Twitter. Every ticket purchased will go into a drawing to compete with Canseco in a Home Run Derby that same day.

That’s quite an opportunity, right there.

We can only hope that the winner does a better job than Chicago Bears fans did at kicking field goals after the team’s heartbreaking postseason loss.