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The Tennessee Volunteers took out the in-state rival Memphis Tigers at FedEx Forum on Saturday. Given that Tennessee ranks No. 3 overall in the nation, this isn’t terribly surprising.

It’s what happened during the game that threw pretty much everyone in Memphis for a loop. A 46-year-old man by the name of Royce Thomos Lodholz was arrested for indecent exposure during the game. Why? Well, because, he decided to defecate on the court.

This is a real story. In. 2018.

“A security guard was making her way from a stairwell and saw the man, later identified as 46-year-old Royce Thomos Lodholz, squatting behind a concession stand,” WREG in Memphis reported. “She went over to Lodholz and found that he had his pants off his body, exposing himself to several people walking nearby, and was defecating on the floor.”

We know it’s the holiday season and Mr. Hankey is all the rage. But that doesn’t give you the freedom to poop on a basketball court. Come on, dude.

The man told authorities that people in the restroom were taking too long. He had to do what he had to do for the health of his bowels. Yeah, okay.