Nope. That’s not a mistake in the headline. And yes, we are actually serious here.
Fret not readers, Sportsnaut is not offering up this deal.
Instead, the offer(s) are coming in Craigslist posts in Baltimore and Washington D.C. Apparently, fans who cannot attend MLB Playoff games in their city are offering up “free tickets” to two women who are willing to engage in a threesome (h/t SB Nation).
@dcsportsbog almost identical post in Baltimore pic.twitter.com/9J7Ai6C5as
— Jason Hulse (@YardsBrewJason) September 30, 2014
Unfortunately, this offer doesn’t include men. It’s that type of sexism that really is destroying the underbelly of sex ads on Craigslist.
Not to be outdone, a fan in Washington D.C. is also offering up a pair of tickets in exchange for a threesome. He, however, seems to care more about the looks of potential partners.
Nicely played, kind sir. Beer, wine and food with a BFF in exchange for a sexual encounter. Do you not see the flaw with his logic? Why not take a female friend to the game, at which point you stand a decent chance of getting lucky after wining and dining her? Sadly, this logic was completely lost on the dude. Then again, these guys seem really intent on adding a third partner.
The other sad part about this story is the fact that these two guys will likely receive a ton of serious inquiries. Such is the case with Craigslist and other online outlets today.
And no, we will not be posting a gallary showing how these two offers turn out. We stop the buck with this ridiculous post.