As a female, I’m very pro-facial hair. But sometimes there are those guys who take No-Shave November and make it into a daily holiday every day of the year. Here are the athletes that need to find themselves a razor and fast.

1. Kimbo Slice

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courtesy of news.com.au

None of us would ever tell this to his face, but I am not a fan of the boxer’s facial hair. It is one of his claims to fame, but I find it all over the place. Don’t tell him I said this either.

2. Jason Eaton

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I have never covered rugby before, but I can tell you this is a facial hair of a different color. His face is covered so badly I’m not sure he has any features. Even when it’s maintained, Eaton pulls off a pretty sweet mustache. I’m impressed, but it’s a little much.

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courtesy of FoxSports.au

3. Brian Wilson

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courtesy of pressdemocrat.com

 

This guy obviously had to be on the list. The Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher is probably known more for his beard than his pitching abilities. He’s a good looking guy too, I just don’t understand this. Too each their own I suppose. Still, someone grab shears and some shampoo. At least,¬†the Machine¬†approves.

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4. Aaron Rodgers

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courtesy of lawnchairboys.blogspot.com

Dude, do you want to hold on to Olivia Munn? Cut that thing off!

5. Adam Clayton

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courtesy of examiner.co.uk
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courtesy of theguardian.com

Since we are in the spirit of the World Cup (sorry, too soon), but this one is interesting. Clayton, a midfielder for Huddersfield Town, raised money for ¬†Huddersfield Town charity with his blue and white beard (to match his uniform). So we can’t bash on the guy too much, this is pretty cool of him.

6. Antonio Gray

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courtesy of TurnontheJets.com

I think I’m still trying to analyze what in the heck is going on here. I give him an A for creativity, but I’m really glad the football helmet covers this up.

7. Tim Lincecum

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courtesy of McCoveyChronicles

It’s so bad. Apparently winning Cy Young’s and pitching no-hitters makes you exempt from having a clean-shaven face. I feel so terribly for his girlfriend. Clean it up, Timmy. Please!

8. Drew Gooden

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courtesy of SavPeople

I’m not the only one who is fearing for their life at this moment, right? This thing genuinely scares me. Stop it, Gooden.

9. Mike Commodore

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courtesy of nickdoeshockey.com

Hockey players are known for their facial hair, but this guy takes the cake. A ginger-beard is impressive enough, but you add that strawberry luscious flow into the mix, and you have a game changer. Good for you Commodore, but still, not a fan. Snip snip.

10. Joba Chamberlain

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courtesy of FanSided

For the love of everything that is Holy, please shave your face. It makes you look rounder than you already are. This hair is just not flattering…on anyone.

Tim Howard

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courtesy of www.dailymail.co.uk

I am totally kidding, he can do whatever the hell he wants.

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