Hopefully you are trying to survive Thirsty Thursdays. Until then, I will bring you the latest that happened in the sports world.
Aaron Hernandez went to jail. When he was already in jail.
Hanley Ramirez could be a rich man. I mean richer man.
Sterling is threatening to sue the NBA. And I apologize this loser keeps popping up in my sports recaps.
Martin Perez will have Tommy John surgery. And I’m scheduled for next Wednesday. What? All the popular kids in school are doing it.
Everyone knows what a HAB is now. And now we can look at a bunch of pictures of hot guys.
Jack Nicholson was court side at the Clippers game. FINALLY! Someone we LIKE associated with the Clippers.
Terrell Owens is broke. Something we have in common dude, don’t fret.
It’s getting hot in here. But keep your clothes on. Nelly may have been the reason behind Greg Hardy’s domestic violence arrest.
Aaron Rodgers is dating Olivia Munn. And you guys need to stop complaining that you had a chance with EITHER one of them.
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