Another edition of the short and sweet (like me) of the happenings in the NFL, MLB, and NBA news.

Jameis Winston got caught stealing crabs. And twitter was only kind of funny about it, except for me. I was HILARIOUS.

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Jose Fernandez though. This year has brought on a lot of young stars, but Jose Fernandez is making himself known. 

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Finally the Angels are above .500. And I look like less of an idiot when I said they would be good in the offseason. So nanny nanny boo boo.

via Jayne Kamin-Oncea/USA TODAY Sports
via Jayne Kamin-Oncea/USA TODAY Sports


Ballpark proposals aren’t happening, buthard hat proposals are. Still very, very stupid. (Okay so it’s a little cute, but still, I can’t help but think about the Village People)

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There very well could be crying in basketball. Chris Paul, according to CBS Sports, said he fought back tears when he took the hardwood last night.

via Robert Hanashiro/USA TODAY Sports
via Robert Hanashiro/USA TODAY Sports

Mike D’Antoni resigns. And everyone reacts to it.

via Jayne Kamin-Oncea/USA TODAY Sports
via Jayne Kamin-Oncea/USA TODAY Sports

Everyone wants Manziel. According to mock drafts.

via Matthew Emmons/USA TODAY Sports
via Matthew Emmons/USA TODAY Sports

We also found out that Donald Sterling’s “friend” likes cars. 

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Courtesy of bymystique.com


And Titus Young is in a hospital, again. 

Raj Mehta, USA Today
Raj Mehta, USA Today

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Jessica Kleinschmidt
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