How I Hit Your Mother

This summons is pretty clear. Years from now, when Rice has children and they’re snuggling on his lap for a bedtime story, he can show his kids this document and tell the story of how he hit their mother. Once upon a time in Atlantic City…

Here’s the summons for #RayRice ‘s fiancé @cbsbaltimore It says she struck him with her hand. pic.twitter.com/ir0LYmVFyu

— Mike Hellgren (@HellgrenWJZ) February 19, 2014