In this booming economy, who doesn’t have $500-plus to spend on a pair of kicks? Oh, wait. That’s pretty much most of us average folks. Yet if you want to own a pair of Big Baller Brand ZO2: Prime by Lonzo Ball, it’ll cost you between $495-$695.
For. A. Pair. Of. Shoes. Designed for a kid who has yet to even play a single millisecond of NBA ball.
Are you kidding me?
But that’s not all.
If you want a pair of ZO2: Wet – “The Autograph” – By Lonzo Ball, you’re looking at anywhere between $995 and $1,195 for a pair.
Here’s the selling points, per BigBallerBrand.com:
“Each pair of ZO2: WET’s will be PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED by Lonzo Ball, and come within a clear acrylic enclosure, with cool white LED lighting. Each pair shall include a Certificate of Authenticity and tamper-evident hologram provided by Big Baller Brand, guaranteed by Big Baller Brand. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a piece of basketball history. Pre-Order available for a LIMITED TIME.”
Those who may not have $500 or $1,000 to blow on a pair of shoes can still get their Big Baller Brand game on for just $220. That’s what it’ll cost you to land a pair of basic slides.
This is all just too much.
Truly, one must be a big baller to afford Big Baller Brand footwear. And let’s be honest, the shoes are not all that hot to begin with.
Big Baller Brand … where we design average-looking shoes and charge you ridiculous prices. pic.twitter.com/zKQageo4AP
— Jesse Reed (@JesseReed78) May 4, 2017