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Ryan Fitzpatrick’s glorious mane has a unique purpose

Ryan Fitzpatrick
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The talk all summer long before quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick was reunited with his New York Jets has been about him getting a new contract.

Now, Fitz has given fans something new to chat about.

Many men and even some women are seriously in envy of Fitzpatrick’s ability to grow hair.

We are not exactly sure whether Fitz has more hair on his head or on his face. He claims the growth happened while he remained lazy over the summer.

It is also been speculated that Fitzpatrick’s hair would be a fabulous place for those popular Pokemon Go characters to hide.

Seriously though, how much shampoo must he go through on a weekly basis to cleanse all of this fur? And it must be really hot practicing out in the sun sporting an extra 20 pounds of hair.

Does Fitzpatrick require an extra-large helmet to contain that mane while on the field?

So many questions.

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