‘Marshawn Lynch’ files with FEC to run for U.S. President

If Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch actually ran for President of the United States, what would be the first thing he would try and accomplish?

Likely, he’d make Skittles the national food of celebration.

We all know Lynch’s expertise lies in football and likely not politics. However, that did not stop some anonymous person from filing an application to run for President with the Federal Election Commission using Lynch’s name. The application was completed by Marshawn Lynch of the 12th Man, Washington, 98104.

The application stated “Peace and Freedom” under the party affiliation section. What the applicant nailed dead-on was the committee name, because we all know Lynch gets the grabsies for his personal goods once he lands in the end zone.

“#I’m Just Here So You Don’t Deflate Deez Nuts”

If the real Lynch was actually elected President, we all can imagine just how brief his acceptance speech would be.