Mark Cuban. Awesome or Just Creepy?

Vincent Frank
Written by Vincent Frank

The Dallas Mavericks may have been blown out in their Game 7 matchup with the San Antonio Spurs on Sunday, but it appears that owner Mark Cuban did all that he could do in order to keep his players fresh. 

Courtesy of Deadspin

Courtesy of Deadspin

The look on Monta Ellis’ face is absolutely priceless in this screen shot. It’s a combination of orgasmic bliss and “why is this dude touching me?” Let’s just hope for the sake of everyone involved, this massage didn’t come with the proverbial happy ending. That would be mighty awkward when Ellis is up for a contract extension.

I can hear him now.

You can do THAT to me, but won’t pay me millions.


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Vincent Frank

Vincent Frank

Editor-at-large, Sportsnaut.

“You were born with wings, why prefer to crawl through life?” Rumi